Junk I Carry Around
After months of silence, I return to present you pure minutia.
The Contents of My Purse/Briefcase:
Wallet
Yesterday's newspaper
Stocking cap
Empty shopping bag from The Electric Fetus
Two sets of photos from the 1990s
A small notebook with pen
Receipts from recent: Visit to the doctor, car repair, print framing
Week-old shopping list with reminder to pick up shoes from repair place
A single 39 cent stamp
Empty book of checks with a Ticket stub from a 2006 show at The Southern Theater used as cushioning to protect carbonless copies beneath
Collapsible umbrella
Very old 64mb flash drive containing my resume and job search stuff
A slightly less old 256mb drive full of photos and odds and ends
Nylon tote bag that folds up into a tiny pouch
Lipstick: Clinique Red Licquorice and Neutrogena Plum Kiss (something like that - the label is hard to read)
Tampons
Cosmetic bag containing: Neutrogena lipstick Ruby Bliss, Covergirl mascara, Almay Pureblends mineral makeup (#100 Fair), Frosty white eye-brightening eyeshadow, asthma inhaler, another tube of lipstick (Shade - Sherry, manufacturer unknown), dental floss, Attar Bazaar perfume oil in Egyptian Musk scent, Sudafed, small tin containing acetaminophen, MAC Viva Glam lipstick, Gas X dissolvable strips, Alba Terrating in Blaze , an emory board, a small comb, Ice Breakers Liquid Ice mints, a small mirror, and an astronaut pen.
For more purse content hilarity, see The Midwestgrrl.